January 2010
worst parents in the world: catelynn's(from teen...
REBLOG IF you say dude right before you say...
perpendicular:sugarspun:xdarkling:(via idothattoo)
SERENE! YOU'RE FINALLY ON MY TUMBLR CRUSHES
jfc i really want to see shinee but i keep seeing...
93diagonalley:
ohatoms:
anw got to see both of them idk tomorrow’s the fansign please let me get onew :-(
oh and i really hate singaporean girls. jfc running on the road after the van is not the ideal thing to do if you cherish your life
fine i deleted the other one HAHAHAHHAHAH to the title
i hate singaporeans, except you two.
dream guy.
1. brown hair | black hair | blonde hair | red hair 2. taller | shorter | same height as you 3. ears| no piercings | snake bites | other | doesnt matter 4. tattoos | no tattoos | doesn’t matter 5. skater | punk | player | indie | cowboy | musician | preppy | jock | other 6. shy | outgoing | in between 7. mellow | hyper | loud | quiet 8. blue eyes | brown eyes | green eyes 9. wears tight jeans |...
I MET BOYS LIKE GIRLS JUST NOW! THEY'RE SUCH NICE...
things i will always laugh at
ohatoms:
1) my muah chee joke
2) starbucks “mike”
3) bush girl
4) my bangladash joke
5) my mantou joke
6) hellen
7) hey monday it’s not monday yet hey~
as you can see from the above, i amuse myself very much
IA WITH 3 OUT OF THE 7(AND AM LAUGHING RN)
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I SOUND LIKE THE DEVIL OMG
▲maemae has a tinyheart. says (10: 29 PM):
FUCK LA JESUS SAVE ME
SkinnerBx says (10: 29 PM):
jesus cant save you from me
IM TURNING 18 IN A MONTH'S TIME. YAY~~~
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BOYS LIKE GIRLS IN 2 DAYSSSS~~~~~
GONNA GO GET MY TICKET TOMORROW. OMG BRYAN.
omg.
jordeeshaddix:
dayalove:
escapemyworld:
#1 A Goldfish’s attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a...
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be...
HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE: 10 SIMPLE QUESTIONS
filthytongue:
titanics:
rickeylaurentiis:
What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you will grow out of?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex? Maybe you just need a positive gay experience?
Heterosexuals...
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They’re girls my age who I’d be hanging out with if I was at school right now....
– Taylor Swift, on her fans.
how can someone like snooki be real?
karma really is a bitch.
denise: hdu not reply my texts ihu forever
me: my cell has problems remember!! i cant switch it on sometimes, now is one of those times.
denise: ihu
me: and my brother just took the last red bean ice cream :( i hate life
denise: THIS IS KARMA